Jeff May

Born on the back-half of a banjo solo during a rather combustible Tampled By Turtles barn fire, Jeff has long been known as “that guy that makes you finally stop feeling insecure at a concert because he seems ssooo ridiculous”. Jeff has spent years refining his repertoire of concert moves/characters/and mannerisms while working as a freelance concert go’er/reviewer. Says the modest Mr. May of his skillz: “One time, I had a ninja fight with a fellow carrying a penguin and suddenly I became the mover of the concert’s collective unconscious”. His friends Alex Taylor and Bryan Klausmeyer seem to concur with his self-assessment—in fact, they both used the exact same words to describe JayMay. “He’s a self-infatuated dick.” --Alex Taylor; Bryan Klausmeyer.

Jeff’s first project, “O Shit: A Survival Guide About What to Do When You Realize The Government’s Gone Sour”, was praised as “a breakthrough in political satire that should be silenced” by The Wallstreet Journal and is currently on bestseller’s lists in every country except the U.S., where, it is being heavily boycotted by Walmart, The Christian Fellowship League, and-- of course-- the ACLU. When asked recently what he is working on next by Gregg May, an entertainment editor for THE LANCE, May responded simply with “Cicada Symphony”.