Location

Pittsburgh, PA

College

Carnegie Mellon University

Profile

Rachael Brown narrowly escaped birth in nineteen hundred and eighty four, only to be born at the onset of nineteen hundred and eighty five.

During her lifetime, Rachael has eaten several Werther's Originals, though the exact quantity is indeterminate. Her level of enjoyment of the average Werther's Original: indifference.

Rachael is afraid that she will soon reach the point of diminishing returns in all things including, though not limited to, candy consumption.