Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

Now, apparently they’ve only run the first test on the particle accelerator so far. They haven’t initiated the high-energy collisions yet, which would be the hypothetical instance in which the earth is destroyed. This won’t happen until October, but luckily they have an RSS feed. (Via Daring Fireball.)