Thank You, Comrade Stalin!

Of all of the twentieth century’s world-historical figures, Comrade Stalin is, in my opinion, the greatest of them all. Obviously this seems somewhat ironic, given the fact that he did some terrible deeds such as purging the Party in the late 1930s and of course the infamous Doctor’s Plot, but I think it is indeed quite serious. It was no small feat leading a backwards peasant country to victory against the Nazi war machine, not to mention his implementation of democracy in the Soviet Union in 1937.

Here you can see him consecrating the long-awaited sexual act. I just wish these kinds of things weren’t so constantly overlooked as they are in today’s so-called post-industrial risk society. Maybe if we awoke from our collective dogmatic slumber, there wouldn’t be so many terrible problems in the world.