Saving Spitzer

Saving Spitzer

After today’s revelation that Senator Eliot Spitzer, who built his career on the platform of ethics reform, is implicated in a prostitution ring, it would appear that his political career is, by and large, over. But I think one thing could ‘save’ Spitzer: convert to Christianity. He could then run as a born-again Republican, a “compassionate conservative,” if you will, to show everyone just how much the touch of Christ has changed his life. After all, you gotta sin to be saved.