Ugly Pants
A Links entry from Tuesday, September 25, 2007Ugly Pants
New J. Crew clothes made their debut online today. These are the ugliest pants in the world.
They look like the floor of a casino.
Molly Cullen
They are the worst pants I’ve seen. They don’t have the right fit, the back pockets are unflattering and anyone with taste would never wear the paisleys. Also: the only good thing is that they are corduroy. I love corduroy. 
Bryan Klausmeyer
J. Crew sucks. They didn’t have any good jackets when I went there last week. Express had a much better selection, even though they made me try on pants that I didn’t want to buy to get $15 off.
Mark Cullen
Assless chaps?
Bryan Klausmeyer
I think they may have been confused when I asked them if they had anything that said “leather daddy.”
Mark Cullen
“Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?”
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