This poem was inspired by the beautiful Italian Poem “I Shitteth on Thou”:

It’s probably not because she’s married to America’s “First Black President”
It’s probably not because she fits in at a gay parade
It’s probably not because she’s a woman
And it’s sure as hell not because she’s all ‘bout the family
So why will Hillary Clinton win?
I mean who votes for a woman so bent on becoming the epitome of sin?
Like Dubya before her she stands for something… well at least something else
A change of pace?
A different dynamic?
A new door?
NO!

It’s the same damn thing we fell for before:

(Pause and take a breather)

“Ever since 9/11 our country has been very, very nostalgic for the perceived lost innocence of the 90’s. If George W. Bush was supposed to restore order to a culture devoid of morality, then Hillary Clinton will likely receive votes simply because of her nostalgic association with the last decade. Plus, having a political God as your husband is comparable to using cheat codes in diplomacy; the highest score at the State Department would read B I L..

(And now press resume)
Let all the voices sing out loud and ring
For Hillary Clinton is now our king!