Time May Not Exist
Discover Magazine questions the existence of time. Here’s a quote from the article by physicist Carlo Rovelli:
What happens with the Wheeler-DeWitt equation is that we have to stop playing this game. Instead of introducing this fictitious variable—time, which itself is not observable—we should just describe how the variables are related to one another. The question is, Is time a fundamental property of reality or just the macroscopic appearance of things? I would say it’s only a macroscopic effect. It’s something that emerges only for big things.
The Speculative Identity of Modern Turkey
Posted at 1:50 PM
This past Sunday, Mr. Erdogan’s Justice and Development party took 47 percent of the vote in the Turkish parliamentary elections.1 The Times characterized the results of the vote as a “slap at the secular state establishment” and a “referendum on the future of Turkish democracy.” Assuming this is correct, how should we conceive this anti-secular (and possibly anti-Democratic) backlash?
The radical antinomy found in Turkish politics—the split between secular, Western, democratic values and irrational fundamentalism—requires some deconstructing. Is the split really so clear? As is often mentioned in regard to Turkish politics, the secular Turkish military has a history of “stepping in” to the political sphere when Turkey’s own democracy threatens to destabilize the foundation of Kemalism. Thus, in a way, Western secularism’s function in Turkish politics is the opposite of democracy: it proposes instead to prevent the “excess” of democracy from unravelling democracy and secularization itself. We find this same problem in none other than Iraq, where the very similar threat to democracy through democratic means is prevented by the spectral presence of U.S. soldiers acting as anti-democratic “safeguards.”
If one chooses to argue that protecting democracy through undemocratic means is justified, then we should acknowledge the suppositions of such a paradox. What kind of democracy are we trying to protect? Is it democracy we’re protecting, or something that we can get only through repression vis-a-vis democracy? Are we not, in fact, just trying to justify the suppression of a type of revolution we (or anyone else) find(s) to be not in compliance with Western Enlightenment ideology?
In a similar way, the very origins of Kemalism are not uniquely Turkish, either. Modern Turkey rose out of the smoldering ashes of the collapsed Ottoman Empire after its capitulation in World War I (and its territorialization on behalf of the Allies). However, the Turkish nationalist movement only solidified as a reaction to Western occupation of Istanbul and İzmir, eventually resulting in the Treaty of Lausanne.
We also shouldn’t fall into the trap of associating fundamentalism with absolute Evil, nor reason with some higher good, as is the doxa of today’s ideological constellation. Take for instance the fact that during the Crusades, the only countries (including pre-modern Turkey) that would openly accept religious sects considered heretical to the Catholic Church were undemocratic Islamic governments. This is true in regard to the Spanish Inquisition as well, in which case many Spanish Jews were forced to emigrate and were accepted by Islamic Turkey (there is in fact, to this day, still a small community of Spanish-speaking Jews in Turkey). Is it not also true (and without coincidence) that one of the most horrendous massacres of the 20th century, the Armenian genocide, was committed by the Young Turks, who were responsible for restoring Turkey’s constitutional monarchy?
With regard to Turkey’s historical and teleological epochs, we should assert the properly Marxist analysis of what seems to be the source of Turkey’s political antinomy. Was not the very source of the Ottoman Empire’s decline (ending in 1908 with the Young Turk Revolution) that of pre-capitalist relations and the failure to industrialize in relation to Western Europe?2 Thus, perhaps the disavowed Real of Turkish politics is precisely not an epic struggle between reason and fundamentalism, but capitalism itself. Maybe this is what links America with Turkey: do we not both have fundamentalist-populist groups upset at the implacable, transformative power of global Capital, which threatens the very core of one’s cultural traditions?
The critical maxim, then, that can be discerned through the varied and insufficient interpretations of Sunday’s vote, is the embodiment of an objective, positive refutation of the popular “clash of civilizations” thesis as proposed by Huntington, Fukuyama, et al: perhaps, rather than being a “clash of civilizations,” the recent Turkish election demonstrates that the most defining aspect of our current era of late capitalism is actually a “clash within civilizations.”3
- Ruling Party in Turkey Wins Broad Victory, New York Times, July 22, 2007. ↩
- Point owed to Tariq Ali. ↩
- Point owed to Slavoj Zizek, Welcome to the Desert of the Real, Verso. ↩
Greenham’s Hidden Secret
Wonkette’s synopsis of a new BBC Radio 4 documentary:
Prescott Bush was behind Wall Street coup to “implement a fascist dictatorship in the U.S. based around the ideology of Mussolini and Hitler,” which wouldn’t totally happen until his retarded grandson was installed as president seven decades later!
Hopefully this doesn’t turn out to be like Geraldo Rivera’s The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults.
Despite being a big fan of David Lynch, I was surprised to find out today that he and Mark Frost had another show after Twin Peaks called On The Air. According to LynchNet, there were only 7 episodes, which is really disappointing… Anyway, you can find the first episode on YouTube (though it’s split into four parts). Here’s Part I of Episode 1:
(Via Adam Kotsko’s The Weblog.)
Velvet Howler (Vision of a World) EP
Posted at 8:13 PMThis theme song, loosely based on a glaucoma hymn, is dedicated to all the children in the world.
And for you completists, you can download the entire two-track EP here.
Brian May’s Getting A Ph.D.
According to Rolling Stone:
While most students are on summer vacation, a few rock stars are completing their higher education. Sixty-year-old guitar icon Brian May, who left school early to form Queen, is in the process of earning a Ph.D. in astrophysics and plans to submit his thesis, “Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud,” to supervisors at Imperial College sometime in the next two weeks.
He should’ve just sent them a copy of “Too Much Love Will Kill You.” Actually, just being a member of Queen seems worthy of an honorary doctorate. I think Freddie had a few… (heh…)
To celebrate, here’s the “It’s A Hard Life” music video:
The Darjeeling Limited
Look, I found (HD) trailers for Wes Anderson’s latest film, The Darjeeling Limited. It looks pretty good, but it’s also only two minutes long. Here’s the synopsis from Apple’s website:
An emotional comedy about three brothers re-forging family bonds. The eldest, played by Wilson, hopes to reconnect with his two younger siblings by taking them on a train trip across the vibrant and sensual landscape of India.
Since I can’t seem to find any YouTube Philosophy videos that have English subtitles, here’s Blondie singing Rapture.
Weren’t the ’80s the best decade?
Why German Trains No Longer Run on Time
According to Der Spiegel, the German rail system is being privatized, which many expect will worsen the frequent delays already present:
…German train users fear that the sale of parts of the business to private investors starting next year, under a plan agreed by Chancellor Angela Merkel’s government on Tuesday, will result in more delays — and the closure of less profitable regional routes.
But, on the other hand, some companies will make lots of money:
…Deutsche Bahn’s financial results and its global expansion are likely to whet investors’ appetites. Last year its operating profit jumped 80 percent to €2.5 billion, on revenue up 8 percent at €26.9 billion. Its workforce at the end of last year was 229,200, down 50,000 from 10 years ago.
So in the end, everyone wins, at least if you’re a top-level railway executive…
Just as good as the original record, even if Price’s voice is mixed low. Sure, it’s not technically funk, but it’s funky. This band is swinging— listen to that brass!
History Textbooks With Some Varnish Missing
A poorly written, but nevertheless post-worthy article by The Lede about the politicization of history in Israel and Taiwan. I’m surprised they left out Japan, but I think we should avoid the temptation to be outraged at any of this historical revisionism. At the risk sounding incredibly cliché, all history is appropriated for ideological purposes, including the West’s current patronizing multiculturalist discourse. People in all countries should be more willing to admit that history itself is shaped by political battles, not just military ones, so that we can abandon the naive notion that there exists some sort of objective historical framework from which to judge the accuracy of another country’s textbooks.
Of course, I’m not saying that a country like Japan should be allowed to reduce World War II to a paragraph or, even worse, a footnote. We should be outraged, but we shouldn’t claim that it’s because the “natural” narrative of history has been violated. Instead, we must admit that what upsets us is something purely political in nature (ranging from an ever-present anti-Japanese sentiment to attempts to ‘stabilize’ the political climate in East Asia). If we don’t, we run the risk of depoliticizing history, which, in itself, is political par excellence, but omits its inherent malleability, something that I think is far worse than Israel omitting its “founding crime(s).”
Since there’s no news, here’s some Bootsy Collins covering Hendrix:
Until the world decides to do something good, I’m going to keep up the funk.
Swedish Woman Gets Superfast Internet
She is a latecomer to the information superhighway, but 75-year-old Sigbritt Lothberg is now cruising the Internet with a dizzying speed. Lothberg’s 40 gigabits-per-second fiber-optic connection in Karlstad is believed to be the fastest residential uplink in the world, Karlstad city officials said.
I bet that little old lady routine is just a ruse. She’s probably the owner of The Pirate Bay.
Lady Zorro: An In-Depth Look
Posted at 9:27 PMThis post from Wonkette about an article in The Seattle Weekly reminded me of something John Waters said, but to get you up to date…
The Martin/Mitchell case has been used as the definitive proof that gays will betray their country given the first opportunity, which is why the NSA purged a bunch of “perverted” employees and “revamped employment-screening and in-house security practices” to ensure that the only queen working for American intelligence and law enforcement would remain J. Edgar Hoover.
In fact, Martin and Mitchell were both red-blooded all-American lady-lovers. They would’ve fit in perfectly in the modern-day Republican party!
But then they apparently did have personal secrets to protect, NSA investigators found. One of Martin’s regular companions was a Baltimore stripper known as Lady Zorro; she told investigators she had as many as 40 “dates” with the mathematician, who always paid in large amounts of cash. A source described Martin as “totally devoted to his all-controlling sadomasochism”…
John Waters, the eccentric filmmaker, has been touring the country doing stand-up for college campuses and other venues, and he mentions the same Lady Zorro…
“…Divine and I would go to The Block to see Lady Zorro, a stripper who looked like Johnny Cash.”1
Having seen the act I remember Waters talked about Zorro’s vaudevillian routine in which she would walk out on stage totally nude (no stripping involved), and would scream at the audience, “What are you looking at?!?” Because of the name, location and occupational similarities, there’s a very good chance this is the same Lady Zorro. What a woman.
For there last spontaneous public show of their canadian tour (which included buses, boats, daycare centers and a YMCA), the White Stripes decided to play one note.
So we wait another 30-40 minutes while the roadies set up the stage, full drumkit, keyboards, mics, tuned guitar, amps, Stripes colors, complete set. Many people saying, “They have to be playing more than one note…” By 6pm about 300 or more fans had gathered on George Street, when Jack and Meg finally show up and take the stage. Crowd goes wild, Meg sits at the drums, Jack lifts up his guitar, and…….. BAM. One chord on his guitar and a simultaneous strike of Meg’s snare and…. that’s it. Instruments are abandoned, and Jack tells the crowd, laughing, “We have now officially played in every Canadian Province and Territory,” and leaves quickly with Meg in a car. Hundreds of fans left looking at each other. All in all, hilarious time, since it was followed by the Stripes rocking out for 2 hours at Mile One Center about an hour later, the whole thing seemed like an elaborate ruse to make for great viewing on DVD.
…Make that the only time you’ll ever hear a concert end in “One More Note!” chants. The YouTube uploader has a sense of humor, too, noting the setlist as:
1) F
(Via Stereogum)
They really know how to get people to eat out of the palm of their hands. In a good way.
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The Martin/Mitchell case has been used as the definitive proof that gays will betray their country given the first opportunity, which is why the NSA purged a bunch of “perverted” employees and “revamped employment-screening and in-house security practices” to ensure that the only queen working for American intelligence and law enforcement would remain J. Edgar Hoover.