Countdown To Zig-A-Zig Yah

The Spice Girls are making a comeback today. Having seen Spice World and having heard most of their catalog, I can safely say I will be familiar with this comeback. I am lukewarm with anticipation for this expected event. Here is my list of least favorite spice to most favorite spice with a short analysis for each.

Posh: Pig-faced, snobby, Tory, and she got in a cat-fight with Jon Stewart, because he used crass humor instead of “sarcasm and irony”– the tools of the british comedian. If there’s one problem with the Daily Show…

Baby: Never bought the “baby” routine.

Sporty: Probably the most underrated spice girl. Sure she wasn’t as outlandish, but take a look at this group shot. Which outfit has aged the best? Probably the leopard jumpsuit, but sporty definitely gets second place. And If you ever hear a good voice on a Spice Girls record, it’s probably her, though the music never really mattered anyway.

Scary: Kind of like the Eartha Kitt of the 90s, she always came off as the smartest of the bunch to me, though a google search will quickly reveal that her face became stuck in this position at some point in her career. Zig-a-Zig Yah.

Ginger: Like this Guardian post says: that union jack dress.