For All of You Budding Ornithologists

A Links entry from Tuesday, June 19, 2007

1:06 PM

For All of You Budding Ornithologists

One of today’s editorials in The New York Times makes an urgent plea to citizens of the world following the Audubon Society’s report last week that the average decline of 20 selected bird species is 68 percent. Here’s a good part:

In our everyday economic behavior, we seem determined to discover whether we can live alone on earth…The trouble with humans is that even the smallest changes in our behavior require an epiphany. And yet compared to the fixity of other species, the narrowness of their habitats, the strictness of their diets, the precision of the niches they occupy, we are flexibility itself. We look around us, expecting the rest of the world’s occupants to adapt to the changes that we have caused, when, in fact, we have the right to expect adaptation only from ourselves.

Hmm.. I’m tempted to care, but, on the other hand, birds are not mentioned in the Constitution and protecting them just leads down the slippery slope of socialism!

3 Comments

Mark Cullen

EVOLVE OR DIE, BIRDS.

Zach Cullen

Dear sirs, I wish to express my extreme dissatisfaction with the mentioning of the fundamentally flawed “THEORIE” of evolushion. Your heretical science just doesn’t stand up to all of our anecdotal evidence, and when Jesus comes back he will totally invite us up into heaven while all of you have to hang out with Kirk Cameron as you will all be “Left Behind”.

Sincerely, Cleetus

Bryan Klausmeyer

I read that more in the “Comic bookstore guy“‘s voice. (Worst. theory. ever.)

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