Cultural Blind Spots
Some Whig-head from England doesn’t like popular things, and wants you to name things you don’t like. Get in on the mudslinging and comment where it will matter–at the bottom of a page of an article in The Guardian.
WALNUTS McCain Pwns Obama
John WALNUTS McCain just spell checked the shit out of Obama. (in an official press release, no less!) He might as well put a “noob!” at the end of his response. Obama to respond with funny meme image? Also, according to this website, Obama should only worry about this if he’s “among old-time veterans.” If I were thirteen or a presidential candidate, I would definitely use this in my rebuttal.
Proof That Kentucky Is Insane (As If You Needed Any)
What is this, then? A reproduction of a childhood fantasy in which dinosaurs are friends of inquisitive youngsters? The kind of fantasy that doesn’t care that human beings and these prefossilized thunder-lizards are usually thought to have been separated by millions of years? No, this really is meant to be more like one of those literal dioramas of the traditional natural history museum, an imagining of a real habitat, with plant life and landscape reproduced in meticulous detail.
It’s a Creationism Museum! (which sounds like a great road trip to me.) Also, apparently in Creationist ideology dinosaurs licked oval golf balls.
All hail Dean Martin, Billy Crystal, two latino guys, and Mohammed Ali.
‘Guerrilla Gardening’ In London
[T]he London tourist board pulled off the ultimate ‘guerrilla gardening’ stunt, laying down 2,000 square metres of turf overnight around the city’s famous landmark. Visit London decided to green up the square to promote the city’s many ‘villages’, the local neighbourhoods to which many foreign tourists never venture. For the next two days, visitors to the square will be able to soak up the sunshine in the specially laid-out deckchairs, enjoy a picnic, or take part in a Tai Chi class.
Cool photo. I wonder if the classes are taught by Ren Guangyi, Lou Reed’s Tai Chi master. (I highly suggest you click this link.)
(Thanks to The Lede.)
Economist Charts: Global Infidelity
Well, not really, but they did design this nifty graph. The results are also interesting, if not surprising, but as the article suggests, it might just be a measurement of varying levels of cultural honesty as opposed to purely reliable statistics on adultery. The Economist also posted another article on marriage today—divorce demographics in the U.S—and how there is “a widening gulf between how the best- and least-educated Americans approach marriage and child-rearing.”
If you’re lazy and don’t want to read it, here are the stats. For the best-educated:
The divorce rate among college-educated women has plummeted. Of those who first tied the knot between 1975 and 1979, 29% were divorced within ten years. Among those who first married between 1990 and 1994, only 16.5% were.
…And the least-educated:
At the bottom of the education scale, the picture is reversed. Among high-school dropouts, the divorce rate rose from 38% for those who first married in 1975-79 to 46% for those who first married in 1990-94…The out-of-wedlock birth rate among women who drop out of high school is 15%. Among African-Americans, it is a staggering 67%.
The complex fantastical journey of sexual desire of the White Stripes expands in the newest video. The red-headed woman, typically used as the object of desire in these songs, is now Meg White, completing the circle of desire to detachment to unattainability, back to desire. Also, the video’s pretty swell.
Female Sharks Can Reproduce Asexually
It’s a process called parthenogenesis that was originally thought to be found in most vertebrate lines except mammals and, until now, cartilaginous fishes like sharks. I can hear Ian Malcolm frenetically effusing the line, “Life breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But life finds a way,” in the back of my head (the part dedicated to Jurassic Park-related trivia).
But Dr. Hueter said he thought it unlikely that most sharks, which are highly mobile, would end up so isolated that parthenogenesis would be much of a factor. Sharks have plenty of other problems that are of potentially greater impact.
“I would be concerned about a lot of other things than whether or not a female shark can get a date for an evening,” he said.
What do Mackenzie Crook (Gareth Keenan from The Office UK), Natalie Portman and Paul McCartney all have in common? They all star in the Michel Gondry-directed video for Paul McCartney’s new single “Dance Tonight.” I like the transition from joyous pop song to depressing pop song to Lynchian fantasmatic netherworld. (Thanks to Liz Goodman.)
Eurovision 2007 and the Politics of Victimization
Posted at 8:10 PM
About a week ago, the results of the final round of voting came in for Eurovision Song Contest 2007. The winner was surprising, both in that this year marked its debut (the contest has been held annually since 1956, to give you an idea of how old it is) and that it’s a relatively small country. The Eurovision 2007 first place went to Serbia and by no small margin (beating out second-place Ukraine by 268 points to 235). While I’m tempted to congratulate Serbia for their victory in the contest, perhaps because part of me sincerely believes it was because of their musical performance, I think their victory should also have us concerned.
As with most contests, controversy immediately erupted in the wake of the final results. Malta’s contingent claimed that the results in some countries weren’t based solely on the public vote, while also admitting that the 12 points Malta gave the United Kingdom were deliberately fixed in protest of bloc-voting. Because no country is allowed to vote for itself in Eurovision, accusations of bloc-voting have been a ubiquitous criticism levelled against the contest, especially in regard to Eastern European countries (most of whom have only recently entered the contest). Germany’s only winner was quoted as saying, “It is obvious that Eastern European countries engage in dirty trade with points every year. Germany should withdraw from the competition,”1 and the voting problem was even brought up in the British Parliament, where a Liberal-Democratic MP claimed that the current voting system is “harmful to the relationship between the peoples of Europe.”2
On the whole though, these criticisms have been from a small minority, most of whom are usually dismissed by Western Europeans as being racist or discriminating. Regardless of whether or not that claim is valid, I think that the results of Eurovision 2007 reveal something important about the division between Western and Eastern Europe, which might as well be called “Bizarro Europe” from the viewpoint of most Americans and Western Europeans. An interesting article about this whole phenomenon—namely the rejection of Western Europe and the so-called “big powers” who fund the contest—appeared in the New York Times Op-Ed section recently. The Politics of Eurovision, written by Duncan J. Watts, a professor of sociology at Columbia, does a decent job of fleshing out some of the interesting statistics that came out of Eurovision this year and what their implications are. Watts points out an interesting tidbit of data, but I think he draws the wrong conclusion from it:
But Serbia was the overwhelming beneficiary of the system, receiving the top score of 12 points from every other member of the former Yugoslavia — Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro and Slovenia — suggesting that memories of war and ethnic cleansing can be set aside with surprising ease when it comes to the serious business of winning a singing contest.3
For such a distinguished academic, this is a ridiculous and hopelessly naive conclusion as it seemingly ignores the fact that even if the other Balkan countries hadn’t have given Serbia the top score, Serbia still would’ve won in large part due to the votes given to them by the “big powers” of Western Europe and numerous Scandinavian countries. If anything, the Serbian victory in Eurovision 2007 seems to support the opposite claim: the memories of war and ethnic cleansing are still very much alive. Moreover, it is a highly distorted memory warped by the images defined by the popular media and NATO. It reflects a practically ubiquitous inculcation into the ideology of victimization. This is a particularly new 20th-21st century phenomenon associated largely with liberals, who make the claim that, for example, in the Serbian conflict, the war and ethnic cleansing wrested entirely upon Milosevic’s shoulders, rather than viewing him as a by-product of Serbian sociopolitical ethos. It also ignores the fact that Milosevic had a majority of support in Serbia, while simultaneously indulging Western Europe to act as caretaker to the hopeless, innocent, depoliticized victims, who want nothing but a return to normalcy.4
What makes the result of Eurovision 2007 even more disturbing is that this ideology of victimization is far from an isolated case relating to Serbia. It ostensibly reverberates across the entirety of Eastern and Southern Europe, reflected in this map of the Eurovision 2007 voting patterns. Could this be a widening of the ideology of victimization from those who suffered from “ethnic cleansing” to the countries who were once part of the Soviet bloc? Could it be a more general “guilt” regarding the economic disparity between East and West? If so, then I believe that this has dangerous implications. Militaristic humanitarian intervention (ignoring the obvious Orwellian oxymoron), regardless of whether or not it’s motivated by sincerity or as a pretense for guile, functions to subordinate the Other—the weaker, poorer, “backwards” countries—by making them the perpetual victim. Once their victimhood is revealed to be a guise, an illusion, they are immediately seen as drug-traffickers or radical fundamentalist sects, such as what happened to the Kosovo Liberation Army during the Kosovar war (in which NATO deliberately pulled funding from the KLA so as to ensure Kosovo’s status as victim).
It is difficult to assess what the alternatives are to the ideology of victimization, but to suggest that it’s solely between those who invariably support Serbia due to their inculcation into this ideologico-political belief and the people who claim that Serbia and Eastern Europe are engaging in an unfair bloc-voting scheme is a false choice. Slavoj Zizek points to a far more intriguing and complete analysis than one I could genuinely offer:
So the lesson is that the alternative between the New World Order and the neoracist nationalists opposing it is a false one: these are the two sides of the same coin - the New World Order itself breeds monstrosities that it fights. Which is why the protests against bombing from the reformed Communist parties all around Europe, inclusive of PDS, are totally misdirected: these false protesters against the NATO bombardment of Serbia are like the caricaturized pseudo-Leftists who oppose the trial against a drug dealer, claiming that his crime is the result of social pathology of the capitalist system. The way to fight the capitalist New World Order is not by supporting local proto-Fascist resistances to it, but to focus on the only serious question today: how to build TRANSNATIONAL political movements and institutions strong enough to seriously constraint (sic) the unlimited rule of the capital, and to render visible and politically relevant the fact that the local fundamentalist resistances against the New World Order, from Milosevic to le Pen and the extreme Right in Europe, are part of it?5
PS: Here is Serbia’s entry, in case you’re interesed in watching:
- Malta slates Eurovision’s voting, BBC News, 14 May 2007 ↩
- MP demands Eurovision vote change, BBC news, 15 May 2007 ↩
- The Politics of Eurovision, Duncan J. Watts, 22 May 2007 ↩
- Eurovision 2007 Scoresheet, Wikipedia ↩
- Against The Double Blackmail, Slavoj Zizek, Lacan.com ↩
If you don’t want to watch the whole video or read the whole article, here is the basic gist:
The good news first: Keith Richards totally rocks it playing pirate daddy to Johnny Depp’s Capt. Jack Sparrow…So what’s the bad news? Richards is onscreen for barely two minutes. The rest of At World’s End left me at wit’s end wading through nearly three hours of punishing exposition, endless blather (pirates take meetings — who knew?), an overload of digital effects and shameless setups for Pirates 4.
I can’t believe they’re making a Pirates 4. Horrifying.
Arguing Against Perpetual Copyright
In response to a New York Times Op-Ed piece by Mark Helprin, A Great Idea Lives Forever. Shouldn’t Its Copyright?, thousands of despondent readers pleaded with Stanford University law professor, chairman of the Creative Commons and all-around Web 2.0 Deus ex Machina, Lawrence Lessig, to write a devastating rebuttal. Rather than writing a formal response to the Times, however, Lessig, as noted in his blog, setup a Wiki where the users could write their own response. The result is fairly amazing. (Thanks to The Lede.)
Al Gore’s Sweet Mac Setup
Check out this ridiculous setup featured in the gallery section of Time Magazine’s recent article on all things Al Gore, aptly titled The Last Temptation of Al Gore. Three—count them—three cinema displays! It’s hard to verify, but it looks like those are 30”ers, too. That comes with a hefty price tag, but Al Gore is also a gizillionaire and has been on Apple’s Board of Directors circa 2003.
“We have dug ourselves into a 20-ft. hole, and we need somebody who knows how to build a ladder. Al’s the guy,” says Steve Jobs of Apple. “Like many others, I have tried my best to convince him. So far, no luck.”
I was hoping maybe that was Gore urging Jobs to run. Sigh. (Thanks to John Gruber.)
Slavoj Zizek Reviews “Das Leben der Anderen”
Another insightful analysis/critique of pop culture by the famed Lacanian-Marxist psychoanalyst, this time of the film Das Leben der Anderen, a.k.a. The Lives of Others, which won the Oscar for Best Foreign Film (2006).
Musical Spotlight: Brian Eno
Posted at 3:18 PMIn August 1995, millions of people flocked to Best Buys around the world to pick up the latest edition of the revolutionary new Windows OS, Windows 95. This was back in the days of innocence, when folks still gave a rats ass about Microsoft releasing a new edition of its famed (and now infamous) OS.
Most users were pining to see what kind of technological leaps had been made since Windows 3.1, which was not actually an OS, but a piece of software that ran through the antediluvian MS-DOS architecture. In their demure enthusiasm, they probably only noticed the new startup Siren’s song in passing—a futuristic and enchanting melody in juxtaposition to the anachronistic “bleep-bloops” of the Byzantine 3.1 yesteryears.
The iconic soundbite was, of course, composed entirely by Brian Eno or, as some know him, Brian Peter George St. John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno. Eno, originally a glam rocker and member of Roxy Music alongside Bryan Ferry, invented the genre of modern ambient music when he was serendipitously hit by a taxi in ‘75. This simple twist of fate inexorably altered his path as a musician, leading to critically acclaimed albums like Another Green World and Evening Star, as well as the revival of tonalism with the introduction of self-replicating Generative music.
Eno’s style is unlike that of any other musician, perhaps because of his uniquely technological approach to sound, a telltale sign of Advancement (e.g., Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music). His status as one of the most Advanced artists of our times is self-evident from his own ruminations on the famed Windows 95 startup song:
The idea came up at the time when I was completely bereft of ideas. I’d been working on my own music for a while and was quite lost, actually. And I really appreciated someone coming along and saying, “Here’s a specific problem – solve it.” The thing from the agency said, “We want a piece of music that is inspiring, universal, blah-blah, da-da-da, optimistic, futuristic, sentimental, emotional,” this whole list of adjectives, and then at the bottom it said “and it must be 3¼ seconds long.” I thought this was so funny and an amazing thought to actually try to make a little piece of music. It’s like making a tiny little jewel. In fact, I made 84 pieces. I got completely into this world of tiny, tiny little pieces of music. I was so sensitive to microseconds at the end of this that it really broke a logjam in my own work. Then when I’d finished that and I went back to working with pieces that were like three minutes long, it seemed like oceans of time.
If that wasn’t enough to convince you, I suggest giving the album Another Green World a careful listen or, if you’re still weary, give this YouTube video a watch (it features game designer Will Wright (of Maxis fame) and Brian Eno talking about generative systems):
I’m really glad he’s a Mac user.
Correction: Though interest in technology is a mark of advancement, Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music is technically considered overt, thus making him an “Advanced Irritant.” I’m not really sure why this is, but I think it has to do with the dispute over whether or not he produced it as an ironic “fuck you” to the record labels, or as a genuine record.
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