Iran Develops Nuclear Butterflies

IRANIAN BORDER/CAPITAL– Tuesday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, that rascally womanizer, silenced critics with a turn of his curly straw. “It’s my work,” he say, “and I do it for the pay.” No word from Washington on the implications of his rugged populism.

Iran has been the center of growing concerns about the possibility of a chance of potential occurrences, as yet undetermined by unmentionable officials. Professor Mahmoud’s odious warnings were delivered with a precision and aplomb unheard of in the Age of Radar.

“Resident Amhadinejab is asking for the UN to act as a Oujia board on which he can place the rolling glass window device of nuclear capabilities,” noted environmentalist “Silver Shoe” Shuffler. “Those stupid F[Bush Administration]’s are trying to spell ‘NO’ but they can’t find the letters. They’re just pushing the mirror.”

The yellow bellied races of England discussed the issue at their annual meeting, offering several solutions including the “sale of unlikely advances and futures to distract the Iranian Monster.” Yet President [Name Omitted]’s [Title Omitted] insisted yesterday that these events would in no way deter the “rescue of the Princess of Democracy.”

At this time it is unclear, very unclear.