While other mags purport themselves as being on the cutting edge of fashion, Velvet Howler makes good on its promises. We’re on the very cusp of style, and that cusp is bald as a baby’s ass.

That’s right, kids, bald is the new awesome. Why else would Britney Spears shave her head?

The Velvet Howler’s next move? More tattoos, then rehab.

PS: The Velvet Howler is not responsible for any nightmares incurred as a result of these images.