Some people are magnets for money, some for opportunity, some for venereal disease. Me? I was born with a propensity for finding the worst things ever, via the internet. And if nine years of Catholic schooling taught me anything its “don’t hide your light under a bushel.” Thus begins my weekly installment of the worst the internet has to offer.

Worst Unicorn Ever.

Unicorns do not have eyebrows to pierce. Not even imaginary ones. God.

Worst Death Scene From the Worst Movie Ever.

I’m not kidding, rent it. The next time someone says, “This is the worst movie ever”, you’ll be able to say proudly, “You obviously haven’t seen Ax’ em.”

Worst Comic Ever

Sorry billy, your mom’s a fucking idiot.

Worst Job Ever

…or best, I’m still trying to decide

Links

Worst Directions Ever—But officer, Google said it was okay…

Worst Promo Ever—Do NOT say hello…

That’s it for this week. Stay tuned for more treasures to make you question your faith in humanity.