What happens when celebrities forget to pay the bills on their storage unit? Well, in Paris Hilton’s case, their stuff is no longer their stuff and gets auctioned off to the highest bidder. Sure, we’ve all seen the Paris Hilton sex video (you know, the one were she looks like one of those noctournal rain forest mammals with reflective eyes?), but the stuff offered on www.parisexposed.com promised material that would make that video look like an episode of School House Rock. Sadly, the site has been shut down (temporarily?) due to charges filed by Paris and some of her cohorts. Its unclear whether or not subscribers (the site required a 40$ monthly subscription) will get their money back. Hopefully, the whole thing will get cleared up soon. Until then, here’s what I could find.

That’s all for now.

PS—Can I borrow $40?