In the last few years American culture has become inundated with dating websites. It’s hard to get through any televised dating show without seeing a commercial for Truematch, or EHarmony (the creepy factor of which was best pinpointed by a friend who decribed them as Grandma talking about Grandpa in bed.) My housemate recently got a job at OkCupid, and part of the job entails him taking down user images that have been flagged as offensive. Lucky me, and lucky you. Surely the technological advances in photoeditting can help even the most repugnant of losers seem attractive to someone (myspace angles, anyone?)

Sadly, there remain those few special slags that just cant get it right. This is my tribute to them, compliments of Okcupid.com.

Specimen 1

Pros:

• Knows his way around babygap.
• Will get on well with your mum.

Cons:

• Is still being breastfed.
• Wears socks with sandals. can anyone say faux paux?

Specimen 2

Pros:

• Has mastered the difficult yoga pose of submissive cowboy.
• Has a six inch taint.

Cons:

• Requires seeing eye pig to leave his lawnchair.
• Lives across the street from a preschool.

Specimen 3

Pros:

• Smoking cigars.

Cons:

• Smoked sausage.

Specimen 4

Pros:

• No gag reflex.

Cons:

• Magic mystery latex hands not included.